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Swaggerblock

It is raining. I am walking the dogs.  So of course I have both leashes in one hand, my blackberry in the other, and a golf umbrella balanced between my cheek and my shoulder.

That’s when I run into my new neighbor, McDreamy, who has some sort of husky mix.

Between the phone, the leashes and the umbrella, I am awkwardly juggling too many things and trying my best not to drop anything. McDreamy wants the dogs to meet but I avoid eye contact because I need to focus on keeping Gertrude from lunging at the husky. She lurches forward and yelps. I almost drop the umbrella.

I look awkward. My dog looks vicious. It’s a giant swagger fail…and I blame her:
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Ugh.

7 Comments

  • Steven
    June 5, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Yikes. You should always ditch the phone first, to free up a hand, and to pay more attention. Be more careful…another fail like this, and you may never get McDreamy to join your harem. lol 😛

    Reply
    • Jansen
      June 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm

      Oh that’s an inaccurate description of the barren plains of my love life!

      Reply
  • Steven
    June 5, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Have you met you? lol

    Reply
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