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Last updated: Nov. 4, 2018.


Washington D.C. is an amazing city.

You should move here.


The Georgetown University Law Center is an incredible school.

You should apply.


That said:

  1. This is a personal blog. The quotes are inexact, the posts are subjective, and the pictures are airbrushed. Get your objective account of the world from more reliable sources.
  2. The purpose of this blog is to keep my family, friends, classmates, and stalkers updated on my life. All of the coding, content, spelling mistakes are my own unless otherwise noted.
  3. This blog is not endorsed by, or affiliated with, any university, law firm, or other entity such as Georgetown University Law Center, The Dallas Morning News, Nissan, or Beyonce.

Disclaimer of Legal Advice

Sending information through this website does not establish an attorney-client relationship. Confidential or time-sensitive information should not be sent through this website. The information on this website does not constitute legal advice. 

We make no claims, promises or guarantees about the accuracy, completeness, or adequacy of the information contained in or linked to this web site and its associated sites. As legal advice must be tailored to the specific circumstances of each case, and laws are constantly changing, nothing provided herein should be used as a substitute for the advice of competent counsel.


“On the Record” is not actually on the record.

The quotes used on this blog are usually paraphrased, edited, and often facetious. If you feel that you are grievously misquoted please contact me.


Pseudonyms

When documenting a conversation, I generally use pseudonyms to protect people’s privacy and avoid confusion. Jack and Jill are not the names of actual people that I know  – these are simply generic placeholder names.

If your name happens to be Jack, Jill, Billy, Sarah, or whatever – do not fear. I am not quoting you. You just happen to have a generic name.

Pseudonyms on this blog do not consistently refer to any single individual. Pseudonyms do not necessarily correlate to the gender of the real speaker. (Sarah may have actually been Sean.) This is to protect the anonymity of my peers.

Nothing on this site is intended to identify (or ridicule) any particular individual. There are no Professor Son-of-a-Bitches, or Slutty Hobos, referenced on this blog.


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