The Awful is Done!

Ding-dum The Awful is done!

That’s right! My spring brief is DONE! Yes indeedy! Blogging right now is the only thing¹ keeping me from doing cartwheels around the library while screaming obscenities about the Bank Fraud Statute.

My brief is 4,060 words of pure legal genius.² Scalia, eat your heart out!

This is the scene:

Yes I printed about a million proofs and deforested Cambodia. I apologize. It was in the name of my pass/fail legal writing class. You can blame my law school. They’ll send you some seeds to replant. Thank you.

¹ Okay, Okay, Okay, plus the fact that the undergrad security monitors would take me down and give me acme…and the fact that I can’t do cartwheels…
² Sure to-morrow I’ll find that I somehow managed to leave an important word out of EVERY SINGLE HEADER or something awful…but tonight the brief = genius!
³ As I tweeted earlier: “Okay, how about this: ignore my 2lb can of roasted peanuts and I won’t bring up your rolly-backpack. Deal?”