I sometimes question my phone’s navigation system.

I don’t know whether to blame Libya, Obama, or Christina Aguilera, but this is not a good look:

Some days I love being a caretaker. Other days, the landlord wants you to pick up a winter’s worth of dog shit from the back and 5 potential tenants flake on showings.

This morning’s commute was a tad unusual. I saw a huge fireball in the distance on 35W, and then saw flames shoot up hundreds of feet.

I was on the elliptical the other day when I switched to CNN and saw Charlie Sheen:

