Exam 3 of 5: Real Estate Law

After the shock that was employment law, I engaged in a bit over-study for today’s Real Estate law exam.

So I dragged a bloated, coffee-stained outline into the exam room. It felt like carrying a bible with tabbies.¹

The outline had two major chunks. I am a firm believer that every 100 pages of substantive outline needs to be covered with at least one irreverent picture. My outline was about 200 pages, so I got two pictures.

The first table of contents featured a picture of Miss Lepore as photographed by David LaChapelle:

The second table of contents had a picture of my favorite lolcat: chastity kitty.

As paper was flying during the exam I kept coming across the pictures of Amanda Lepore and Chastity Kitty, and I snickered each time. Best exam ever.²

¹ Although it was determined yesterday that beating the exam with my outline while screaming “I’M FILLED WITH MORTGAGE LOVE!” would probably be disruptive and possibly be against the honor code.

² The real estate law exam was elegant. It was only four pages! I think the one-question tort exam last year was at least 10 pages. And that’s not even an exaggeration! I walked in the snow, uphill, both ways for a single question 10 page exam! Oh those were the days…