Observations while watching a TV trial

I’m watching In Session again. The Tyler Edmonds trial is still on. The current witness is an overweight woman with the most bizarre facial expressions. The defense attorney noticed too:

Defense Attorney: “What color is your hair?”
Witness: “Blonde.”

She then does a giggle and eye roll. (Yes, I’m serious.)

I have no idea why he asked that, but it was funny. There’s also a commentator who is obsessed with the word “porn.” Everything is ‘porn’ with this guy…including talk TV. It’s like watching a kid who has discovered a new naughty-sounding word.

One thing I forgot to mention Monday is that Joey Fulgham (the murdered man) went on the Montel Williams Show with his wife.

It was one of those “I’m dragging you on a national TV show to say I’ve been sleeping around. BOMBSHELL! YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING! YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A MAKEOVER HUH! (cut to commercial) Please forgive me baby!” shows.

She cheated. He cries and then takes her back. She murders him a few years later.

There’s probably a better way to spend my time.