I’m walking across campus. People glance at me, smirk, and avert their eyes. Some people laugh openly.
I finally figure out why:
The Gucci ad on the back of my Vanity Fair magazine makes it look like a smut rag.
I forgot about the pearl-clutching action that went on in at the grocery store when I bought the magazine (a granny saw it) and now half of campus thinks I’m carrying smut around. Ugh.
Stay classy, Gucci
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