For the love of Denny’s

Alesus told me that he had never been to a Denny’s. I was scandalized and informed him that we were going to a Denny’s that very moment. It is now one of our favorite restaurant chains.

Why do I have a passion for this restaurant chain? Well! First off, Denny’s does its part to help promote awareness of county ordinances by posting them at the cash register:

You won’t see this kind of civic involvement at Chino Latinos!

The lady working at the Brooklyn Park Denny’s cash register is also hilarious. One week she saw us and said, “Y’all back?! Our food good ain’t it?”

Yes it is, Keke. Yes, it, is.

Keke only refers to Alesus as “beautiful.” This creates a considerable amount of confusion in the lobby.

Also, when waiting for seating, there’s often a religious coloring book for your Tiny Tots for Christ:

The politeness of Denny’s managers isn’t constraint by spelling conventions:

And, possibly the best thing ever (people watching aside) is the toy-grab machine:

Who doesn’t want a blue rhino or a credit union doll without underbritches? Amazing.

Stay Classy, Denny’s.