Moody day at the lake

Dear Lake Calhoun/Minnesota weather/Sven Sundgaard and his form-fitting-dress pants:

If it’s going to be overcast, then I need it to be cooler and less humid.

The humidity is unacceptable, and there is a severe freshness breach going on at the lake.

Please remedy this, and send Old Spice.

Love,

Musty McSweaterson-Icknesson.