“Our product isn’t dangerous.”

Well, that’s one way of advertising your store brand medicine…

It was actually a bizarre trip to Walgreens because I noticed the trash can smoking on the way into the store. I told the cashier, who was not concerned.

The trash can was still smoking when I left the store so I told the cashier again and that’s when she had her “oh shit there’s a fire!” moment.

Some people take a second to spring to action I guess.