Since getting Gertrude, I don’t let Harley sleep on my bed anymore because 2 dogs on the bed makes me feel like I’m sleeping in a homeless shelter. I always wake up to a paw or an ass in my face. They sore, they fart, and that’s just not working for me.
So I cracked down and kicked them both out and they now know to sleep in their doggy beds.
So of course when I’m not looking:
When I told him to get off the bed, he sassed me like, “Psshaw. Please. Who are you to interrupt my slumber?”
10 Comments
idwsj
February 1, 2010 at 6:50 amAside from having hairy marauders in the sheets, what’s wrong with having Harley & Co. sleep there? He looks so comfortable!
Jansen
February 1, 2010 at 9:42 amIt gets crowded! And they are waaay to gassy.
Huma
February 1, 2010 at 9:48 amDogs be sassin.’
Jansen
February 1, 2010 at 12:24 pmThis is why I may have a fierce pair of Bullmastiff mittens soon…
AVu
February 1, 2010 at 10:00 amThat ‘class patch’ had me laughing.
You’re going to be the Patch Adams of the court room for sure.
Jansen
February 1, 2010 at 12:25 pmTotally had to google him! I don’t think I can match the mustache.
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