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Sneaking into my bed

Since getting Gertrude, I don’t let Harley sleep on my bed anymore because 2 dogs on the bed makes me feel like I’m sleeping in a homeless shelter. I always wake up to a paw or an ass in my face. They sore, they fart, and that’s just not working for me.

So I cracked down and kicked them both out and they now know to sleep in their doggy beds.

So of course when I’m not looking:

When I told him to get off the bed, he sassed me like, “Psshaw. Please. Who are you to interrupt my slumber?”

10 Comments

  • idwsj
    February 1, 2010 at 6:50 am

    Aside from having hairy marauders in the sheets, what’s wrong with having Harley & Co. sleep there? He looks so comfortable!

    Reply
    • Jansen
      February 1, 2010 at 9:42 am

      It gets crowded! And they are waaay to gassy.

      Reply
  • Huma
    February 1, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Dogs be sassin.’

    Reply
    • Jansen
      February 1, 2010 at 12:24 pm

      This is why I may have a fierce pair of Bullmastiff mittens soon…

      Reply
  • AVu
    February 1, 2010 at 10:00 am

    That ‘class patch’ had me laughing.
    You’re going to be the Patch Adams of the court room for sure.

    Reply
    • Jansen
      February 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm

      Totally had to google him! I don’t think I can match the mustache.

      Reply
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