Snippets, lots of them.

Crap. So I got behind again…oodles of snippets…

• • Three days of (punishing) desk shifts. 7 hours on Friday, 10 hours on Saturday, 4 hours on Sunday.
  • Long, dramatic night in the Provence with DG and his stupid new tattoos (that’s right, I called them stupid…for christ’s sake, you got a MUSTACHE TATTED ON YOUR FINGER?! WHO DOES THAT?) There was the Dominican, the “embarrassed” 60-year-old, the twink from Michigan and his Hispanic friend who I was inadvertently rude to, and Karaoke including my rendition of “Feedback” (yes I did).
  • The storm shutters on the dorm broke, so I had to take the plants to madre’s house. After a political debate with my mom’s drunkard neighbor, I realized that my tire was flat.
  • South Beach adventures with Lopez. There was the black guy who was SO not Indian, a fight in the Gogo bar, Voguing competition between Flipflop and King Kong, the 80-year-old known as the Grim Reaper (who gives everyone filthy looks), the 6-foot overlarge woman with the blonde Diana-Ross thing going on, and that ever-present looming porn star with the cowboy hat. Why? Why, why?
  • Finally figured out the RSS thing. I now have a RSS feed of law-student blogs on my Windows Vista Sidebar. Nerdage. I know.
  • Midnight water fight with JHR and P. We all happen to have supersoakers. One of those bike rent-a-cops stopped us. JHR and I were like, “oh crap!” but P. flashed his student ID and (basically) said “I PAY $32,000 IN TUITION WE DO WHAT WE WANT!” And we went about in our water mayhem.
  • Briefly had a pornstache for fashion purposes only.

• • Bought a men’s fashion magazine at Barnes and Noble and was made to feel like I was buying smut.
  • 3am Taco Bell run with Eddie before he went back to Tallahassee.
  • Subwayman who leers at women’s chests. Ricky and I have discussed this. Ricky says he’s retarded. I just think he’s just a creep. Everyone’s uncomfortable.
  • Finished Don DeLillo’s “Falling Man” and was incredibly impressed.
  • Finally put away my laundry instead of tossing it throughout my dorm room like I usually do.
  • Got my lease and fine schedule from Gamma Eta Gamma. Excitement ensued.
  • Long walks with Christine. Once to Coconut Grove, another in South Beach (along with watching the Zohan movie). Here is the obligatory tourist photo.

• Lots of midnight pacing while listening to the Black Devil, who is trendy at the moment.
• Other trendy things in my world include Red Eye, Jeanine Pirro, and this five year old entry on anonymous blogging.
• And that’s basically it… I’m on duty this week. I also redesigned memosandmirth.com/. Ta-da!