So unnecessary

Erik, Jessica, and I went to the clubhouse last night and I was mortified.
Me: “Oh my goodness. Minneapolis is so unnecessary in this here yonder. All of this is unnecessary.”
Erik & Jessica: “WELCOME TO MINNESOTA!”
What exactly, was unnecessary? Well, we are in the hiphop room and there’s the shirtless guy with the full back tattoo. He’s flopping on the floor, pants dropping, man-thong showing. Everyone is laughing. Or sighing in disgust. Or both.

A fight erupts between two girls in the back of the dancefloor. (Assault and battery!) Then there’s the subsequent rush of five obese bouncers.

Back tattoo guy is now up, and latching onto a random girl. The bouncers can’t find the fighters because the fight has spilled out of the room.

Then there was the 7-foot tall drag queen. Fergie as performed by the black barbie, and our favorite, convincing blonde. Well, she was convincing until Jessica got a good look at her….but anyway…

People were pretty ridiculous in Miami. But Minneapolis is a new level of messy, and, well…unnecessary.

And you KNOW I took some pictures:

Tat guy. Yeah. That’s a thong