No speedos.

The cafeteria cashiers at work are awesome.
Donna: “Only two bananas?”
Me: “Yep. I’m being healthy.”
Donna: “Why come?”
Me: “Well…”
Donna: “Trying to fit into your speedo come summer time?”
Me: “Yes. That. And well, during finals you either gain weight or lose it, so I’m opting to lose.”