Swedes

There was a CNN report on contemporary hate crimes in the work place: lynching, swastikas sprayed on doors, etc.

I thought, “What the hell is wrong with people?” and tried to imagine where these things happen…maybe Mississippi or somewhere…surely not Miami.

And then I remembered that I have faggot, nigger, or variations of those words (like battiman) written on my door at least twice a week. Hm.

In other news, I seem to have been transported into a movie…

The smiley old cashier at Publix said, “You look tired.”
The smug Walgreens cashier told me “You look exhausted.”

…since when did I become the Machinist? I get a full night of that dirty, hardcore snoring, farting, snot-nosed good sleep, and everyone tells me I look like crap.
Well everyone: I’m very rejuvenated right now thank you very much. Those must be excitement bags under my eyes from being the Jammy jam.