I am exhausted.
I decided to move to the garden level apartment in my building. It is a two bedroom apartment with carpet and a huge kitchen.
The apartment does not have air conditioning or fans, so I keep the windows open. Open windows make a garden-level apartment far too easy to burglarize, so I installed protection bars on all of the windows.
Of course installing the bars was not as simple as getting the bars from Home Depot and putting them in.
My landlord approved of the protection bars, but then had fire-code concerns, so I went to the Minneapolis development/permit office to figure out what the rules were.