The Gamma house president has been looking for his wallet for four days. He’s ripped both couches in the living room apart, checked with local stores…
Someone saw a wallet in the couch, but we quickly determined that I had left (and found) my wallet in the couch that day.
I was at Jamie’s this weekend. I came back today and started cleaning my room.
As I’m folding laundry I feel something in the back of a pair of shorts. I wore these shorts around the house Thursday night…I shake the shorts…and out falls the president’s wallet.
Oops. I guess I found two wallets that day.