Well, this went downhill pretty quickly.
Someone left a note on my car a few days ago:
Now I expect a note every time I go to my car!
And yes, I was blocking the curb cut, but the curb cut was not shoveled, so I could not see it when I parked.
I don’t know why anyone would care about an unshoveled curb cut, but I am just glad all the snow on the car was white.