Housemate #1 and I are sitting in the living room, watching late night TV.
Housemate #2 is sleeping on the Lazy Boy, but then suddenly wakes up.
Me: Good morning sunshine!
Housemate #2 says nothing, gets up, and then walks towards the foyer.
I then hear water.
Me: “OH MY GOD HE IS TOTALLY TAKING A PISS!”
Housemate #1: “WH-WHAT?!”
Housemate #2 comes out of the foyer and walks off into the kitchen area.
Housemate #1 and I go inspect the foyer. Sure enough #2 took a leak inside the house.
I’m so shocked that I can’t stop saying “wow…wow…” but housemate #1 is livid and writes a “wtf is wrong with you?! Don’t you EVER EVER EVER EVER EVA do that again!” email.
And since, #2 is never going to believe that he did such a thing… here’s the proof.
