I guess it’s easy to keep the family secret recipe a secret when your bean cans are impossible to open.
I came home for lunch and wanted to add some beans to my leftovers, but the can was so irregularly shaped that the normal can opener only made a few whole holes.
So I used the smaller can opener, which I obviously don’t know how to use and…
Fail.
I eventually got it open. I apologize to whomever sits next to me in Real Estate.