I’ve started taking more selfies.
I actually hate taking selfies. I find the practice narcissistic, socially awkward, and oftentimes tacky.
I have an acquaintance who constantly takes selfies. His Instagram account consists of variations on the same picture – duck-face selfies.
Going to brunch with this guy is terrible because he likes editing photos on his phone more than talking to the people at the table.
You know there’s a problem when you knock over mimosa flutes while extending your arm for a selfie.
Simply, awful.