Dear Cheeky Third Grader from the elementary school down the block:
I apologize for threatening to sic Michael Jackson on you. Turns out that you were right! My dog is a Bullmastiff, and not an American Mastiff as I previously thought.
Although it’s easy to mistake him for an American Mastiff… I mean, look at that face:
He SO does not have the bitter-beer/Reese Witherspoon face like all the other Bullmastiffs!
But anyhoot, I checked his vaccination papers this weekend and sure enough it says “Bullmastiff.” This you were right, I was wrong, and I apologize.
Although I might still send Michael over since you said that my mug looks like my dog…we’ll see.
Love,
Jansen.
