I have two looks right now.
Crazy hobo ala “I will boil your rabbit”:
Zoned-out, “Oops did my brains leak out my ear?”
As far as my exam prep… I think I am fried. No, I KNOW I am fried because I will study a chapter of the book, listen to a recording of the class for that chapter, and then when I look at a problem in the book:
Book: “Corp A and Corp B, bla, bla, blasay bla-bla-bla, $800,000. What are the tax consequences of the above transaction to the shareholders?”
Me: “…I …have…no…fucking idea…what does the word ‘tax‘ mean again? Where am I? Why is Adam Lambert glaring at me?”
I am marching across the river to the law library, printing the final version of the outline, and hoping that Red Lobster has a position for me as a line cook.
14 Comments
Brooke
May 11, 2010 at 8:52 pmI know just how you feel. My backup plan is Xena-impersonator on Hollywood Blvd.
Jansen
May 12, 2010 at 8:20 amThat is totally awesome. Buhaha.
Lizzy Collins-De-Arc
May 11, 2010 at 8:59 pmHuh? I know I am not a regular reader but… What does Red Lobster have to do with this? I know you’ll pass this, Dennis. ^_^; Just don’t do what I do, ignore my finals. Study and ignore them. Don’t do that, that leads to not getting a perfect “A”. ;_;
Jansen
May 12, 2010 at 8:21 amRed Lobster is like being a Barista, but with a better discount.
erin
May 11, 2010 at 10:39 pmYou can totally work for my Chipotle-delivering service. Our futures are bright.
Jansen
May 12, 2010 at 8:21 amThat sounds amazing. Do I get a discount?
erin
May 12, 2010 at 3:33 pmOf course!!
Kim
May 12, 2010 at 1:53 pmAgreed. Since arriving at Barnes and Noble this morning, I’ve developed an uncontrollable twitch in my right and left eyes (alternating) and consumed more coffee than is probably good for me. People are actively avoiding the seats next to me.
I’m thinking that I might go work at Rita’s. I’d really appreciate the employee discount on Mango Italian Ice.
Jake
May 12, 2010 at 5:57 pmHa Ha Thanks for the laugh -great photos. I needed this, been working on law firm logosfor too long now. Starting to wish i was back in law school : (
1(yearin)L
May 12, 2010 at 6:37 pmRising 1L here, just starting to get into the law student blogosphere. Love your blog. I did my undergrad at the U and your posts about the Twin Cities makes me miss it the area so much!
Jansen
May 13, 2010 at 12:58 amHaha, thank you! The Twin Cities are awesome. Why would you ever move??
1(year in)L
May 16, 2010 at 9:05 amCurrently living in the middle of nowhere (blame my boyfriend who had to go to grad school). I ask myself that question every day…
I will now subscribe to your blog and live vicariously through you 🙂
Jansen
May 16, 2010 at 9:59 amMuhaha, thank you! Maybe you’ll be able to move back sometime.
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