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The Unborn

In the lobby of the movie theater:
Manager: “Can I help you?”
Me: “What happened to the three cops you had stationed in theater 10? It’s ridiculous in there. People are screaming at each other and running through the isles.”
Manager: “Sorry about that. There’s only so much we can do. I’ll send the cops back in. Talk to me after the movie and I’ll get you some comp tickets.”
Jamie and I saw The Unborn tonight. The theater was full of Bebe’s Kids. There were three fully armed cops (vests, pistols) cursing out tweens throughout the movie. Ghettotastic. The second the officers left the theater erupted in chaos.

Got two free movie tickets out of it though!

Oh, and the movie? B-horror movie at best. Stupid premise, gratuitous cameltoe, and a poor man’s Megan Fox. Don’t believe me? Compare Megan Fox with Unborn star Odette Yustman. Yep. The full snark and pictures are over at Im Kino.

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  • Best Week Ever #2: fees and skates « No 634
    February 2, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    […] and I saw The Uninvited* on Friday night. We used the comp tickets from the Unborn fiasco. The movie theater wasn’t as chaotic, but the girls next to us got into a fight with the […]

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