Communication

Halvers learned dog-talk for “I need to go to out!” today.

Halvers dog sat while I was at work today. Harley charged the bed while Halvers ate lunch, and Halvers assumed that Harley was just pestering him for food.

Actually, charging the bed is Harley’s way of saying, “I NEED TO GO OUT RIGHT THIS SECOND.”

Halvers didn’t get it. Harley proceeded to spew shit over the entire apartment.

I get a text from Halvers at work: “I learned how to use your carpet steamer!”

Woopsies.