My Perfume Bomb

The room for my Conflicts class always smells like snot.

So I am sitting in this snot-scented room 10 minutes before class. No one else is in the room yet.

The snot smell becomes oppressive, and I decide it is time for a freshness update. And gasp! Surprise, surprise! There is a can of Axe in my bag!

So I spray the Axe.
A minute later Jill walks in.

She puts her stuff down in the back of the room and then starts hacking. I turn around and Jill is running out of the room.

Jill: “Do you TASTE that?”
Me: “What?”
Jill: “Sorry.” (HACK) “Someone released a perfume bomb back there!”

Woops.

See also: The Best of Jill.