I try so hard not to be “bitchy gay guy” and then I run into people like this…
I’m at SuperAmerica and pass an overly-tan girl and her pale friend. Overly-tan girl stares me down and when I pass her I hear her whisper to Casper:
Overly-tan girl: “Hah! And people call me orange!”
Before I can catch myself, I have an “oh hell nah” moment, twirl around, and say,
Me: “Excuse me, I’m black. And you are orange. The oompa-loompa look isn’t cute.”
Casper cackles.
I strut off.
10 Comments
hisgalfriday
March 17, 2010 at 6:11 pmGood god, people are stupid. So glad you told her. Also, oh snap!
Jansen
March 18, 2010 at 12:06 amMuhaha, thank you 😉
Thu
March 17, 2010 at 6:45 pmThat is awesome!
Brandon
March 17, 2010 at 8:11 pmMystic tans are not for everyone.
Jansen
March 18, 2010 at 12:06 amOkay? Fanta spray.
Soleil
March 18, 2010 at 8:50 pmNICE.
brran1
March 20, 2010 at 11:20 amHa! I can truely imagine this situation playing out in my head. LOL. Hilarity.
Jansen
March 20, 2010 at 2:39 pmUgh. Call me Mariah.
Naomi
April 2, 2010 at 1:31 amlol OMG, too hilarious! I love my ”tan” 😉
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