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Jack’s impluse

Jack might have a problem.

Jack: “I was so hopped up on Rockstar Energy drinks in Property class that I wanted to scream out ‘WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!’ but I decided not to because people might think I’m weird.”
Jill: “Might?”

Of course Jack’s fridge is now stocked with Rockstar drinks. If he actually does burst out in class we’ll stage an intervention…


On a totally random note: apparently there is a super-awkward gallery of “Rockstar Models”. For example, look at picture 30 in that gallery. The big-honking energy drink cans weigh more than the models! Oh, and the facial expresion in picture 55….buahaha! She needs to put the energy drink down and back away…

4 Comments

  • molly
    April 5, 2009 at 10:37 am

    One of my friends is addicted to Rockstar. He drinks it for his economics classes and then says he can’t sit still during the class.

    Reply
  • Chere
    April 5, 2009 at 10:51 am

    They sell those (and others) in the cafeteria – I swear I’m starting to see more energy drink cans in class than Starbucks.
    I’m not sure I get the appeal…

    Reply
  • Best Year Ever: Outline of 1L Spring Semester | Dennis Jansen
    March 12, 2015 at 8:51 am

    […] Jack needs to chill with the caffeine… […]

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