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Jill prefers gummy bears.

gummy bears Photo by Matt Schwartz on Unsplash

So Jill just walked over to Jack’s cubicle at work:
Jill: “Here, I bought you a bag of gummy bears.”
Jack: “Gummy bears? Why? I’m eating carrots…”
Jill: “I know, but you should eat these gummy bears instead.”
Jack: “But I’m on a health kick.”
Jill: “Yes, and it is loud. Doc review is bad enough without the crunch and munch. Here, the gummy bears are delish, I promise.”


Photo: Matt Schwartz.

4 Comments

  • Chere
    May 29, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Haha…a girl after my own heart. I’m all for carrots, I love them! I just don’t like to hear the person next to me masticating them like some weird forest animal.

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  • molly
    May 29, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Is this the same Jill from the post “Jill is overwhelmed?”

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  • Lawful Lady
    May 29, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Each time I come to your page I feel as though it is becoming increasingly technologically complex. I am using polysyllabic words so that I don’t feel dumb for not having your mad interwebz skills. I tagged you!

    Reply

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