Mr. Palsgraf: the Tort Snowman

So the conversation went something like this…
Me: “I want to make a decapitated snowman like Jessie, from Boy in Suit!”
Jamie: “Uh…no. We can’t do that!”
Me: “Why not? It would be the tort snowman! Mr. Palsgraf!”
Jamie: “Too stereotypical for this neighborhood. We have too much crime….too much real blood in the snow for that to be appropriate!”
Me: “But it’s going to be ballin’ outrageous!”
Jamie: “THE FIRST SNOW MAN I MAKE AT MY HOUSE IS NOT GOING TO BE A TORT!”
Me: “Arg! Bitch, moan, plead, interpleader!!”
Jamie: “FINE! MAKE YOUR OWN SNOW MAN!”
So we went outside, and Jamie made his Snow-woman…

That’s a total Charlie Brown pose right there…

The Snow woman? I think it has breasts…and a snow six pack!

Mr. Palsgraf the tort snowman!

Again, this is completely copied from Jessie!

Then Jamie made what he calls a snow angel…

Me: “That does not look like a snow angel.”
Jamie: “What are you talking about? That’s totally a snow angel!”
Me: “Looks more like we forgot to take the lawn furniture in before it started to snow…”
Jamie: “TAKE THAT BACK!”
Me: “No. FAIL! Fail whale fail! Actually…that might be the imprint of the fail whale…”
Jamie then balled up some snow and committed assault and battery. I defended myself and attempted to retreat to the wall…but yeah, a full brawl snow fight erupted. This is the aftermath:

That’s the affect law school has: after studying torts we want to go out and commit them…