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Not-so-fierce (Perfume Bomb Pt. II)

Empty library, classroom, or office by Sarah Babineau via Stocksnap

I haven’t used my locker in weeks. I arrive at school for class and don’t linger, so my real locker is the trunk of my car.

But today is different. I packed lunch for a marathon day at school, so I finally went to my locker to throw my lunch in.

My locker must have missed me because when I open the locker, it flings a bottle of Abercrombie Fierce cologne from the top shelf. The bottle smashes on the floor.

I quickly look around and pick up the glass shards, and then sneak to the trash and hide the evidence. I then wipe the floor dry, and hope I didn’t get too much of the Fierce water on me in the process.

When I return to my locker at lunch, the entire locker room stinks like an Abercrombie store. All that was missing was the gay club music and bitchy teenagers.

A gaggle of surprisingly chipper 1Ls from my orientation section are in my locker aisle. I apologize to them for the whore-house smell and explain what happened.

1L: “Oh! THAT’S where it’s from! We were joking that someone didn’t know the rules of body scent application.”

Sigh. No, it’s just Jansen, planting another perfume bomb.

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