On the Record: Self defense, shooting loggers… etc.

Professor T: “This was a dark and stormy night! We are going to have dark and stormy nights in a lot of our cases. Dark and stormy nights are when torts happen!”
Professor T: “I happen to be a doctor of sociology. Can I be sued if I go down to the Hennepin county operate on people?”
Student: “Yeah they can sue! They are not consenting to a sociology PhD person playing with their body…”
Professor T: “What happens if you tell someone ‘I’m the world’s greatest lover!’ and you’re not. Does that invalidate consent?”
Student: “Do they have any reason to think that’s true?”
Professor T: “Well, it’s a performance test, like a lot of things in life…”
Professor T: “The thing about loggers and cowboys is that they are judgment proof.”
Professor T: “And what if I’m gravely offended?”
Student: “I don’t think the law is concerned with protecting your street rep…”
Professor T: “Don’t we learn “I” messages when raising kids? You don’t tell people how to behave, you tell people how you feel…”
Professor T: “Well in Minnesota we are all owners of guns, and I can conclude from the NRA stickers on his car that he’s likely packing. I mean he does have a bulge in his pocket…”
Professor T: “…and after I shoot him, we roll him over and I discover he didn’t have a gun. Am in trouble now?”
Professor T: “So they have to pay when they shoot my dog, but I don’t have to pay for shooting the logger?”