OTR: Contracts

When students point out an error on the board:
Professor C: “This was just like that moment in Legally Blonde, “SO YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN A PERM ON THAT DAY!”
But, I thought you liked me!
Professor C: “Only two people visited me from this class this week. Just when I thought we had a rapport, I find out I’m not actually the cool kid on the block. We can remedy this by more people visiting me…”
Uh…what?
Professor C: “Let me try this one more time, because I’m pretty sure that the argument I’m trying to articulate is making sense…”
Wait, no, he’s still crazy…
Student: “…and Pelo is no longer crazy enough to commit to a hospital and…”
Professor C: “Wait, it’s not that Pelo wasn’t ‘crazy enough’, but “no longer a harm to himself or others”…he might still be very crazy.”