OTR: Professor L & the two stoners

Professor L: *HACK* “Sorry, I have a cough drop in my mouth and the pieces are going everywhere…it’s actually pretty disgusting...So if I slur you know why…”
Professor L: “Why is my overhead font doing that?”
(the text on the overhead has gray highlighting)
Professor L: “Hm. Maybe this is signaling that dark economic days are here...And, I was joking earlier that I might cancel class until congress passes the bailout bill…”
Professor L: “Sometimes you have a concurring opinion which seems to differ entirely from the majority opinion. It’s like they’re saying, “I think the majority is a bunch of boneheads who somehow, in the dark, they stumbled upon the right answer.”
So we have two stoners…
Jack: “I think we could say that California is the state that has the most people who smoke pot right?”
Professor L: “I don’t know, I think Oregon can give them a run for their money…”
Ken: “Well, I’d like to differ from my colleague here…”
(Debate about the legality of pot ensues between Jack and Ken. An amused class listens.)
Jill: “So we have two stoners…”
What were we talking about again?
Student: “…and therefore, you can argue that marijuana, in aggregate, has a large impact on productivity and therefore affects interstate commerce.”
Professor L: “First thing to remember is always read your statute, because you’re talking about smoking pot and I asked you about handgun regulations… you guys don’t want to stop thinking about the pot…”