I did not make any plans for my 30th birthday (to the exasperation of my friends.)
My neighbors tried to make plans when we met at the dog park.
Jack: “You’re not celebrating?!”
Jill: “You have to do something for your 30th!”
Me: “I am not a big holiday person, and a big party feels gauche in light of the Dallas shootings.”
Jack: “I get that, but you should do something.”
Me: “Like what? Pool time? Bars and drag shows? Brunch? That’s every weekend.”
Jill: “Yeah, living in Oak Lawn is kind of a permanent vacation.”
We did get out of the house this weekend, spent some serious time at the pool, and even had a few long walks downtown.
Overheard in Oak Lawn
The catty quotes are one of the best things about living in a gayborhood. I’ve started writing down the best lines.
On the rooftop of JR’s Bar and Grill: “I love how you can see all of the bald spots from here.”
Getting ready for brunch: “That shirt looks fine, but you know how I feel about wearing white in public.”
At brunch: “Funny how much you have in common with people when you’re drunk.”
In the pool: “Oh, you’re a cop? I thought you looked familiar! You booked me for my DUI!”
On the way to the pool: “Ugh. We need more aggressive bathing suits.”
Bringing takeout home: “Wait, why are there twinkies?”
This is also my last week at Thomson Reuters.
I am offloading my accounts to coworkers, closing out an obscene amount of outdated workflow, and making sure that everything is in order before I skip off to The Dallas Morning News.
One of the remaining things that I have to figure out is how to get my equipment back to Eagan. I am unreasonably flustered about having to mail computer equipment, but I am sure they’ll appreciate my bubble-wrapping skills.
I also still haven’t determined whether I am going to drive, bike, or bus to my new office.
Maybe it’s time to invest in a hoverboard?
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