Shopping is interesting in these parts.
Innuendo aside, it’s tea. White, chocolate, tea. Why not just get coco-mix?
And then this:
The consumer who cares about the 6g of whole wheat is not the same consumer that wants bacon and cheese on a cracker. I don’t even want to know what type of franken-sodium keeps the bacon fresh.
Also,”natural flavor with other natural flavors?” What? “Natural flavor” is not the name of a natural flavor.
Plus the bacon on the package looks like gross dog tongue. BACON BITES!
And we know granny’s technologically illiterate, but a book dedicated to facebook etiquette?
All you need to know about facebook etiquette is right here.
A friend topped the facebook book when she found Farmville for dummies. Apparently Barnes and Noble just lowered its standards.
Even more frightening than the “for dummies” collection is the bird:
It’s a fake bird at the Quarry Rainbow grocery store that chirps or thunders when the sprayers come on.
I might replace it with a Chuckie Doll when no one is looking.
2 Comments
Dez
March 1, 2011 at 11:19 pmI can’t spend my time reading a book on Facebook etiquette I’ve got quizzes to take. Too bad there isn’t a movie that would help me get that information faster…. OH WAIT! There’s a 45-minute instructional DVD with that book.
Sold!
Actually… it would be /interesting/ to see what kind of nonsense is on that video and how boring it actually is.
Jansen
March 1, 2011 at 11:20 pmDO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM!