Summer of Short Shorts

At least in D.C., the fashion trend for the past few years has been very short shorts.

The problem is that with my “pandemic 15,” the short-shorts tend to make me look like a fat baby. However, now every time I try to wear what used to be normal-length shorts, I feel like I’m dressing like the lead singer of a late-90s rock band. 

I may be old, but these biscuits are not definitely limp, so, fat baby look it is. 👶