Professor L: “Does inner city crime have substantial effects on interstate commerce? Well, one argument is that no one is learning anything because they are too busy dodging bullets during the school day…”
Student #1: “Professor, is there anyplace where we can learn more about standard of review? This comes up in all of our classes but we haven’t had any authoritative description of it.”
Student #2: “Wikipedia!”
Professor C: “Uh… I’m not sure about that.”