Amazon purchases at the pool are generally a bad life choice, but there are exceptions.
Last week we saw a guy with a flamingo beverage floatie at the pool. It was so campy that we had to buy some (because, adulting.) A quick Amazon search revealed that flamingo floaties are only $15 for a dozen, so the purchase was a no-brainer.

Flamingo cocktails with floaties.

At the iLume pool with our moonshine based cocktails.

Moonshine-based cocktails at the iLume pool.