UMinnesota

I’m walking Harley in Uptown when we run into a girl wearing a FSU sweater.
FSU girl: “Cute dog!”
Me: “Thanks! FSU? That’s funny. I went to UM.”
FSU girl looks at my chest and then looks at me like “wait, are you stupid or crazy?”

I look down and realize that I’m wearing a UMinnesota T-shirt.
Me: “Oh, no, sorry. I meant that I went UM as in the University of Miami. I’m at the University of Minnesota for grad school.”
FSU girl: “Oooh! Okay. Funny! I did my undergrad at the University of Minnesota!”
Me: “Oh, so did you ever go to Florida State University?”
FSU girl: “Nope.¹ It’s just a sweater!”

¹ This actually made me feel better since I’ve seen two junkies in Uptown wearing UMiami clothes…