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Best Week Ever 11: Reboot

It feels like fall, it feels like finals.

The leaves lasted for (what feels like) two weeks. Some trees dropped their leaves immediately, whereas others went out in style:

fall leaves

That’s over now. Almost all of the trees are bare. The neighborhood feels both naked and urban because the buildings are no longer hidden by the trees.

The darkness is as glaring as the bare trees. It is pitch black by 5:30pm, so the evening commute feels like 30 days of night with potholes.

But I was warned. When I first came to law school the 2Ls warned me:

Scary 2L: “Finals are bleak. It will be dark when you go to school and dark when you come home.”

Insert a Dr. Evil cackle, and you have your typical doomsday-prophesizing 2L…coming to a cover of an Enquirer near you!

The darkness is why I spend as little time in the law school as possible. The classrooms are in the basement, so students who don’t make an effort to leave for lunch end up as pale as vampires.1

Besides avoiding vampires, my aim this coming week is to take better care of myself. The past few weeks were disastrous for my health – it’s as if I said, “Hey! Finals are coming up! How about I get as little sleep as possible, eat shitty food, stop working out, and then pump up the caffeine – surely they make caffeine IVs – and then I can have a nice Michael Moore chin to keep me warm and cushy for finals.”

Sexy.

The turkey is the only thing that needs to be festively plump this month.2 The marathon training begins in earnest tomorrow. Now excuse me while I get some of that much-needed sleep.


1 These are the same students who can be found hissing at whisperers in the library… I think they are trying to keep with the theme.
2 And the only thing that needs a turkey neck, mmkay?

9 Comments

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  • TDot
    November 16, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Forget the caffeine IVs, they’re too difficult to tote around the law school — let me know when you find someone who’s got a caffeine patch 😉

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    • Jansen
      November 16, 2009 at 10:11 am

      DO THEY SELL THOSE?

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      • TDot
        November 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm

        I never found out — the guy in the trenchcoat who was whispering “Psst. Hey, you. 1L. Yeah you, the guy with the bloodshot eyes. I’ve got something for ya.” looked a little sketch

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        • Jansen
          November 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm

          He just wanted to sell an outline… or ADHD meds, depending what school you go to…

          Reply
  • Ricky Nelson
    November 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    The winters have to suck, but isn’t there a nice tradeoff with the summers?

    Reply
    • Jansen
      November 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm

      No. It’s hot and miserable here.

      Reply
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