Jill keeps it simple

Today in my Wills & Trusts class:
Professor W: “So this widow gets $810,000.  Is that enough to raise two kids?”
Jill: “Of course!”
Professor W: “Really? They have to grow up, be fed, go to school, go to college…”
Jill: “Shop at Wal-Mart and send them to public school, they’ll be just fine.”