Professor W: “What’s so wrong with swearing? The most wonderful word in the English language is that four letter word that begins with “f” and ends with “k.”
Professor A: “Someone asked me to record today’s class because they said they were sick. I couldn’t tell if they were sick-sick or just sick of class.”
Professor A: “Like everything else in the internal revenue code, this is misleading and needlessly complex…”
Professor A: “Let me apologize if I appear meaningless and rambling today. I had to get up at 4am to catch my flight and I’m not sure if I know what the hell is going on.”
Professor A: “I don’t usually dress up this much to class but I wanted to show you guys what I wore to last night’s banquet!”
I’ve said this before, but the hilarity is in the footnotes.
Today’s case is from my Wills & Trusts class: Succession of Bacot aka, “the gay will contest.”
There’s a noteworthy discussion at the end of whether a man can be a concubine of another man. “A concubine is as essential to a state of concubinage as a ghost is to Hamlet.”
Fact section after the jump.