My second visit to Dr. Cranky was a deep lesson in fail.
I needed a second optometrist appointment because my right contact was somewhat blurry and my left contact was completely useless.
I couldn’t believe that in addition to being unpleasant and cranky, the optometrist managed to mess up my prescription too! And Target optometrists are all independent, so if I switched doctors I would have to repay for an exam.
So I go to Dr. Cranky’s optical and get reexamined:
Dr. Cranky: “Uh, here, try these contacts.”
I pop the contacts in.
Dr. Cranky: “Better?”
Me: “Yep!”
Dr. Cranky looks awkwardly at the ground.
Me: “Should I reorder the contact boxes that I ordered during my first examination?”
Dr. Cranky: “There’s no need to reorder. It’s the same prescription. You switched your left and right contacts.”
My mouth drops.
Me: “Oh excuse me, can you please lift your shoe? Because clearly a piece of my cracked face is under it…”
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