This semester I took 17 credits (5 classes + moot court), worked 20 hours a week, and had a social life. Oh, and the dog, of course. I might be superman… or a time-shifter.
Here’s what happened:
September
- Summer ends, and orientation begins.
- Amber needs a talking stick.
- The school says: “You may get robbed” but don’t be afraid!
- Harley is still going through heartworm treatment.
- Tripping around the office and reading the worst case ever.
- Got my hair did and Harley is unamused.
- I discover the Americano!
- Jack meets Seth Rogan, and I get violated…
- Harley is knocked out after a long walk.
- I deck the walls.
- Whitney Houston study break!
- Professor L hears a voice, and Professor E’s husband may beat you…
- I go organic, lose 20 pounds.
- They guess that I’m a law student…somehow.
- Dog hair in my car.
- Dating frustrations!
- I flood the parking ramp with carrots, but my bag looks fierce.
- Attention law students: Paula Abdul.
October
- Lets pull out the scarves!
- Oh my god, shoes!
- More dating…my goodness.
- Harley rips the sheets.
- First date with Joel: at the hockey rink. (Pictures, videos)
- Early snowfall, more snow, and plague weather.
- Professor A had too much seafood.
- Dealing with a seat snatcher here, and a butter-inner, and…
- Mel’s working rain or shine.
- Unleash a perfume bomb in Conflicts. How do I smell?
- Mice! Or pigs…
- I become creepy “laughs to himself” guy.
- Professor V hears a sound.
- Marathon training!
- Joel indulges Harley.
Barista: “DUDE! Shut up and leave!”
Flem: “NO I WILL NOT LEAVE! I WILL STAND HERE! CRACK CULTURE SUCKS! BLACK CULTURE SUCKS! EVERYONE IN HERE IS WHITE!”
- Moot court brief, work, work.
- Sports overload and mass confusion.
- H1N1 spreads: Professor L can’t hear, and Sarah gets sick.
- The Lexis lady has free food, Jill is livid.
November
- Harry Potter comes to Conlaw, and another day in Tax.
- Professor E makes a value judgment.
- The sniff, sniff kick (censored).
- Exhausted, bitter, but dating.
- Creepy little girl, and respect is now for sale.
- Jill suggests buying a helmet.
- Finals loom, tension rises, and I consider a PhD.
- The dog: the shake, utter mayhem, and replacement.
- Fall is here, and it’s time to reboot, and figure out the purpose.
- Professor E silences the beaver.
- Almost miss my moot court argument!
- Smile for me, Harley, and pout.
- Chubby Grace makes an observation.
- Tension rises, and the gladiator comes out.
- Professor A’s motive.
- Firemen, Tax law, and the great wall of Turkey.
- The trash bin calls, and random gunshots…
- Caught out there at the Saloon!
- MacGyver, and the art of ass busting.
- Broken glass, bleach flood, and a flying mouse.
- Harley, and the Squirrel.
December
- Small victories and the hunchback.
- Tax law and infamy.
- Snowstorm, and Harley meets snow.
- Rescuing my neighbors from the ditch!
- Harley on Tax Law
- It’s time for mouse traps.
- The law library and puking hotdogs…
- Tax Final
- Employment Law Final
- Real Estate Law Final
- Conlaw review session, getting it done.
- Drool on my conflicts book.
- Conflicts of Laws Final, Constitutional Law, and done!